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Connor reporting on Fiona's tragic fall down the stairs: She went all the way down the stairs like a ball! But she didn't bounce!

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I'm a train guy, mom - I'm not a chore guy!

...in response to my new proposal for a kids' chore chart. Now he's all over it, though. At the end of the week he will get a dime for each star. With his saved money he can then go buy any trains he wants and can stop asking/telling me daily that it is time we go buy another train!

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My noggin sometimes goes out of control and that's why I make bad decisions!

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Mom, has God ever dropped the earth?

[Allan later concluded that this question likely stems from the song, "He's Got the Whole World in His Hands"]