Rules? I Don't Need No Stinkin' Rules!

My cousin, while babysitting our kids, was trying to talk to Connor about their house rule of putting things away after playing with them. It didn't seem to be going over for some reason, so she asked, "Don't you have any rules in your house?" Connor, in all seriousness: "No, we don't have any rules at home."

Set Up The Pins!

Connor: Mom, you know when there's thunder? That's God bowling. It's when the pins get knocked down. And the lightening? That's when God gets a strike. Get it? The lightening strikes when God gets a strike!

Mom: That's funny, Connor!

[pause]

Connor: It's not funny mom. It's for real.